No, it’s not that I’m wearing
the Emperor’s new clothes- just that I don’t have a single stitch on a single knitting needle.
Can you knitting freaks believe it?
No?
Well, I must confess, I’m a wee bit amazed that I’m stitchless myself (I can’t remember when I was last stitchless), and I’ve tried to figure out how I wound up in this state...
Exhbit A:
I got sidetracked by the fun of machine knitting. It's kind of distracted me from casting on a new handknit project - I've been cranking out pelts of stocking stitch ready for felting. I realised it’s much faster with a
happy yarn bitch to feed out the yarn for you, but sadly Scott didn’t see the fun in it. In any case, a felting and toy making expose will appear here some time soon.
Exhibit B: 
In the excitement of receiving so much yarn recently, I got distracted by the joy of fondling my little stash. It used to fit in one basket, but it’s been overflowing for at least 6 months, and I’d kind of lost track of the projects I’d earmarked everything for. It was great fun, rummaging through, reorganising my favorite colours in a more attractive way, and rescheming what to knit and which I most wanted to knit first. Yes, great fun, but impossible to decide (really, I find fondling and gazing at lovely yarn quite confusing...). Maybe I’ll just have to work my way through
Misocrafty’s knit list (such a good idea! and such a great selection).
Exhibit C: 
Having finished Scott's jumper a while back, I'd like to start another jumper (sweater for you North Americans) so I’ve whipped up a few swatches in my mossy green Jo Sharp Slikroad Aran Tweed. I think I’m going to cast on an Hourglass next, but it's a tough decision. There are so many patterns in contention I can't decide. I’ll let you know after some more contemplation.
Exhibit D: 
In the course of stash organising, I uncovered an old UFO. How depressing when you're thinking of creating something fabulous and new. I stopped knitting it because it wasn’t going to fit me. It still won’t fit me. And I discovered a few
mistakes too. So I ripped out the sleeve that I’d started, and maybe I’ll turn the front and back into a vest and pass it on to someone smaller than me.
Exhibit E: 



I finished knitting Elfine’s socks.
Vital Statistics:Pattern: Elfine’s socks by Anna Bell
Yarn: Regia Silk sock yarn (two 50g balls), plus matching Schoeller reinforcing yarn (a gift from my wonderful BP
Shobhana)
Needles: two 2mm addi circulars (60cm long)
Pattern modifications: For the toe I did a Turkish Cast-on (brilliant tutorial
here) of 16 stitches and did M1 one stitch in from each end of both needles on alternate rows, which created a rather pointy toe- I don’t know why I did this- next time I’ll make them wider.
Other comments: I love them and I really enjoyed knitting them. Anna writes a great pattern, and after a repeat or two I “got” the lace and it was easy to knit on whilst watching TV without fear of totally screwing the pattern up. Just my kind of project really!
They’re quite a firm fit- not much give- which I think is a combo of the lace pattern and the yarn.
I'd planned on doing a tutorial on short row heels- But after taking a heap of photos and inspecting them closer I realised I wasn't wraping those pesky little wraps same way all the time. Really not the makings of a good photo-tutorial, all that inconsistency. The main thing you need to know is that the wraps should end up on the back side of the knitting. If you pick them up so that they end up there, you should end up with neat, hole-free short rows! (this probably isn't news to most of you- but I figure if I write this down I'll be able to remember later)
I'd also planned on making them into kneehighs, by adding in extra stitches on the sides, but given they didn’t have much stretch I wasn’t sure that it was going to work. Also I just liked the length from the one ball. I’ve got one ball of yarn left which I may make into some Interweave footlets (that is, if I pull through this moment of stitchlessness and manage to cast on again...)